I used this photo of a drunk chick for my post on Baltimore Sun's blog Midnight Sun today. Laura Lee called her an odalisque, which I had to look up. It does come out looking like something from a Velvet Underground song.


Distemper's worst calamity. "The greater the ambiguity, the greater the pleasure." — Milan Kundera
Below are the source photo and the result of it being manipulated in Picnik.com. Picnik is really easy to use.
I think that I cropped it, used Autofix, and then the Invert effect but chose the hue instead of using the default actual color inversion. I just slide the button around until I found something that worked best for me. My intention was to change it to something less realistic to emphasize the symbolic nature of the image. I think that before I inverted the colors I used tghe Vibrance effect to give greater contrast to the whitish foam against he white background. It worked really well.
The second photo was used for my guest column on the Baltimore Sun's bar and nightlife blog Midnight Sun.
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/2009/08/tipsy_tuesdays_breaking_the_se.html



I don't think that I ever posted this before. It's kind of simple for me, but most people still don't get it. It's not really about marriage OR a Cuban sandwich, but a Cuban sandwich is a very good thing. I'm hungry.
marriage/lunch in Miami
someday I'll marry
a Cuban sandwich
scrunch in togetherness
full of meat and juices
bundle up ourselves
in a smashed crusty-fresh roll
all full of enthusiasm
hot-pressed between iron plates
flavor sealed in, naturally
from the Baltimore City Paper, 2002
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As actors put on masks in order not to show their blush when cued in the theater, so, as I am about to ascend onto the great stage of this world, having been only a spectator until now, I advance masked.
– Rene Descartes